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By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
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insanesna1l 0

why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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mpclaw 3

you really thought they were at separate parties. oh, okaaaaa

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csawyer44 0

funny thing is I did the same thing with my boyfriend and cuz it was a guys night I couldnt fo

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stevenmx86 7

Waaah waaah... As a wise man once said, "somebody call the waaaambulance"...

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Miss_Random 0

Just think of it this way, at least you were saving a few brain cells. Unless you were drinking because you were depressed about being alienated.

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ggurl 0

looser u should make ur own party looser

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hippychiccx 0

loose = not tight/fitted lose = the opposite of win ^ Take that into consideration next time when typing "loser."

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ElementTruth 2

Maybe you just didn't know whoever was hosting it.

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