Miscellaneous: Big brain bug

Big brain bug

By Anonymous - 09/07/2012 20:15 - Canada

Today, my mother was leaving the house to attend her sister's funeral. Just as she was walking out the door, my brain experienced the most horrific shart imaginable, and I uttered through my reassuring smile, "Have a blast." FML

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You deserved it 25 359

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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You deserved it 3 087

Ever Given

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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You deserved it 309

Volcanic

By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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You deserved it 9 343

By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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You deserved it 40 918

Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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That homely smell

By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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You deserved it 367

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

Why weren't you going with her? That's your aunt!

2oc 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:51

I hope her sister didn't die in somr kind of explosion.

Comments

Deannie88 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:15

I hope you have a blast all alone knowing you've probably hurt your moms feelings when she needed you the most!

whosindahouse 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:52

Aunt's FML: Today, I had my funeral and my niece wasn't there.FML

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:39

*FMD

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:18

You are supposed to supporting your mother. And that's your aunt too! YDI

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:46

To be supporting*

supersmeg12345 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:19

Yeah seriously why didn't you go to the funeral too? That's your family. Come on now

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:25

Well, a funeral should be a celebration of the dead's life, not a sad mourning...but that's my opinion. We all **** up sometimes, though. Don't beat yourself up over it. I just hope you apologized.

redreynard 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:27

Of course she'll have a blast. Funerals are to die for.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:46

Everyone's dying to have their own!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:02

Despite the cost of living, notice how popular it remains. It's deathly popular, isn't it?

ILuv_toaster182 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:31

Way to go genius. You probably made her cry BEFORE the funeral! and why aren't you going? Lazy.

davidson122 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:32

To all the people who gae this comment a thumbs Down I hope one of yur relatives dosent come to your funeral. Wait I hope none do

b0ngs 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:21

The grammar in your comment made me cringe. First off you make zero sense! Second, I I fixed your comment : 'To all the people who gave this comment a thumbs down, I hope one of your relatives won't go to your funeral. Wait; I hope none do. ' There ya go!

everydayFML2121 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:06

Are you drunk?

ILuv_toaster182 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:34

purpledrizzle 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:34

F your mom's life! You really should be going to support your mom and pay respect to your aunt.

dDailydDosage 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:48

People op referred to his aunt as "my mothers sister", that tells me he didn't have a close relationship with her before she died. But you could have gone in the selfless act of comforting your mother. As for the slip of the mouth, it's okay. Happens to everyone. :)