Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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requieminadream 0

Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

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MoonyIce 0

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

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lovergirl7 1

well at least he didn't try to have sex with you while you were passed out !

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FAYUL12345100 3

Sounds like you were piss drunk. ...I should be ashamed of myself.

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____gerard____ 11

Wee... Are you fuking serious /)_- are you eight seriously another Reason you didn't get laid maybe cx

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zykrithium 22

Well it could have been worse. You could have woken up a non-virgin...

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sharond23 10

a bit overboard? you friggin passed out. that's not a little bit.

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