Intimacy: Big night

Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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You deserved it 1 349

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 4 244

Queasy

By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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You deserved it 60 604

By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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You deserved it 6 453

By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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You deserved it 39 728

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 5 893

Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

requieminadream 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:54

Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:32

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

Comments

LatinoHeat 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:23

YDI for trying to live out that Clay Aiken fantasy.

wozer 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:47

Nothing like getting wasted on your first (possible) time. That'll make it memorable.

proud_liberal 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:44

you threw up, that means you're an alcoholic. god damn I hate your kind, all you do is molest kids and rape people. anyone caught drunk should be thrown in jail for a minimum sentence of 5 years. enough is enough, think of all the lives it would save

zero34 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:03

wow, you're over the top. yeah, being drunk sucks, but being caught drunk doesn't mean you should be in jail for 5 years. Being caught drunk while driving, sure, i have NO problem with that. But just being caught drunk, over the top. We live in a country of freedom. Freedom to drink, freedom to chose how much to drink. if you want to make yourself sick from it, then so be it, but it's not a 5 years in jail penalty that's needed. Not to mention our jails are already overpopulated enough.

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:15

#16 is a joke, in name and content, amiright? OP: Sorry to hear that. Shit happens sometimes. Try, try again.

DonCrank 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:53

you're a retard for being wasted in public. you probably deserved what you got dumbass.

zero34 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:01

yeah, i gotta say, if you're not mature enough to call is piss, pee or urine, but you default to "wee" like some kid would, then you're DEFINITELY not mature enough to be having sexual relations. YDI

1two3four5six 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 23:13

how is "wee" less mature than "pee"?

themaintroll 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:03

YDI for liking raisins

mif_fml 27

Tuesday 29 April 2014 22:25

What...?

1234five 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:35

Who the **** calls urine "wee" are you 8?

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:41

i thought for sure this was going to say i woke up and wasn't a virgin anymore.

yhw718 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:32

YDI for being a virgin, not being able to handle your drink, and for saying "Wee"

NomDeGuerre 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:33

Jesus.. a "bit" overboard?

Raachhhx3 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 9:16

proud_liberal..go **** yourself. honestly. if you vomit from drinking too much, that does not mean you are an alcoholic, it means that you had alcohol poisoning. get over it. people drink and get intoxicated. it's a right. as long as the said person is being responsible while drinking, there is nothing wrong. you can take your ******* bigoted opinions and shove it.