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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 788

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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You deserved it 17 587

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

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You deserved it 54 353

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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You deserved it 626

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 12 476

Tricked

By Puck - 26/09/2024 09:00 - Netherlands - 's-Hertogenbosch

Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 146

You deserved it 334

By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 267

You deserved it 13 652

By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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You deserved it 13 695

tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 November 2013 18:54

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the winner.

Wakachulak 22

Monday 11 November 2013 18:55

What did you win?

Comments

tranced_ 45

Monday 11 November 2013 19:18

well just a coincidence I'm sure..

Kevlar_burrito 6

Monday 11 November 2013 19:23

You're either really young or really dense

Kevlar_burrito 6

Monday 11 November 2013 19:21

I bet your bank account feels much better about your return to single life

gAt_d 26

Monday 11 November 2013 19:23

Sometimes when you win you actually lose...

awkwardloveannie 28

Monday 11 November 2013 19:23

why didnt the guy wipe it off?

emirie 21

Monday 11 November 2013 19:55

He probably didn't notice

Zimmington 21

Monday 11 November 2013 20:12

He kept it as a badge of honor! "Look at me! I was making out with a girl! I am KING of this party! Bring me your girlfriends!!"

worldclassrager 39

Monday 11 November 2013 19:23

Win a decent prize that might be alright... Hope you get things worked out OP...

perdix 29

Monday 11 November 2013 19:37

#26, no, a Pyrrhic victory is where you choose to expend a lot to win very little. The OP didn't set out to win the bet, it just happened to him unfortunately. It's a different situation.