BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
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burntoast 0

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

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angel12689 0

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

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SpennyM 0

Haha that sucks bro. But way to try and go green by riding a bike, but then ruin all of it with your car. And hopefully it wasn't too expensive of a bike. Be glad that's all they took too

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SpennyM 0

Yea "bro". What's wrong with that... Bro?

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GrapefruitZoe 0

I just don't get how she rode home ON HER BIKE and when she got home, she discovered it had been stolen. Wasn't she riding it? Oh I got it. Afternoon. Poorly worded though.

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poopsicle22 0

How is that poorly worded? It's in chronological order "I quickly rode home and took my car instead." She is now at work, with her car, and her bike is at home "When I got home..." She got in her car, at work, and drove it to her house.

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McA513M 0

Umm... Having a house doesn't necessarily mean you have a garage. Oh, and technically wouldn't that be three words, not one?

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

I also learnt not to leave your bike in the back yard the hard way, but ydi.

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zed_eh 0

Okay first of all, you are extremly stupid in every since of the word. Second, why do you assume it is a girl commentors? It doesn't say anywhere what the gender is! I mean, I can see why you would assume it is a girl. Only a woman would be this dumb :P

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angel12689 0

It says 'woman' beside the name of the FML-er. It's a new feature.

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aphrodita 0

Huh. Funny you'd insult women, when you're the one who somehow failed to see the word "woman" written right under the story.

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christopherlove 0

Swing and a miss.

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zed_eh 0

Okay here is another thing I don't see. Where can you vote on comments? Cuz all of mine are, "buried from too many negAtive votes"

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zed_eh 0

Aw shit! The little thumbs up and thumbs down stuff! Dam I am not observant!

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skylinediver 0

You seriously need to stop insulting anyone at all. The irony is apparently permanently present.

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zed_eh 0

okay nvm I found where it says woman! Ha! What a typical woman thing to do! God when will they just learn to stay in the kitchen? :D

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poopsicle22 0

Probably when you learn how to use your computerator to properly navigate around the interwebs. Your English could use some work too.

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angel12689 0

Ha!! What a typical man thing to say!! You're just mad because you aren't getting any. It might be because a woman's place isn't in the kitchen anymore, it's out in the real world doing better than misogynistic men like you in every aspect of life.

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zed_eh 0

Lmfao! It was a joke! Thats why I put the little :D guy. To show that what I was saying was not accusatory, but in humourous nature. But what a typical female thing to do! Snap on someone for making a crack at their gender! :P Can someone say, "pms" ?

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Roflsauruz 12

Well, a) I think that " :D " is not an appropriate emoticon to use to signify a "joke" for this particular situation... But it doesn't look like you'd understand that anyway. b) seems to me that nobody finds it humorous but you, as you're actually being very offensive and rude, and c) .....who's the one that continues replying with more and more insults (that are indeed GENDER-based)? You. :/

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angel12689 0

And even funnier still, a WOMAN called you on your stupidity. Dumba**.

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EffinWhosLife 0

Why is this under intimacy?? Did you **** your bike?

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ryan__h 1

who gives a shit if it was under intimacy. it was probably a mistake. it also doesn't change the story.

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