Birthday boy

By GiraffeLover - 11/01/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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Moep20 24

Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )

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rofdoc 14

I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!

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skyeyez9 24

I can help fix your problem: find another boyfriend who isn't a retard!

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moonfull101 13

I think it's time to sit down and have a talk.

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Zebediabolical 39

Wait for him to pass out again and cut it off with scissors. Problem solved.

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Seany_93 17

Hahaha thats funny herd bloody north NSW had 47° on Tuesday hope he wasnt wearing it then lol

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ririchan94 18

Lol that is pretty awesome, although he should stay in air conditioning more haha

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Stuckinstuff 8

I have a Stitch onesie from Lilo and Stitch and am Australian also, I have only collapsed twice yet still refuse to get changed. I understand his passion.

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peachesncreem 21

If you're anywhere in NSW, I hope you're not wearing it today. It's supposed to be in the mid 40's. You'll definitely pass out :/

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RocketNinjaFish 12

I can understand you wanting to wear it, but after summer, maybe?

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dogpup4 23

Why would you wear a onesie in public? In fact, why would you wear one at all?

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tanekdrachonae 19

Let him die from heat stroke. As a rule of thumb, if you are dumb enough to do what you are doing, knowing what can happen, you deserve the consequences.

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melody309 35

Let him die because you think he's an idiot. Makes perfect sense.

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X_Codes 11

@83 - Well, OP's boyfriend is basically insisting that OP let him die... OP needs to tell the boyfriend that it's either her or the onesie. This is a life-threatening level of stupid being demonstrated.

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