Birthday boy

By GiraffeLover - 11/01/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 547
You deserved it 7 107

Same thing different taste

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Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )

I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!

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Was he in Adelaide jan 4th with it on? If so yeah 47 degrees Celsius would do that. Was hot in the city. I was sweating like no tomorrow. Also why are you going out with him? Are you sure your not his faghag?

he should've been a monkey, everyone loves monkeys

You need a more mature boyfriend! Sounds like a Mama's boy & you can never change that!

Get a matching one, and crank "Discovery Channel" by the Bloodhound Gang. One fun night.

Onesie as in the ones babys wear or a Kugurumi. Because Kigurumies are awsome even for adults :D! Imo!

perdix 29

I predict your yoga pants are going to get stolen pretty soon (and I already have the perp.)

reynechristine 15
perdix 29

#48, aw, just go on and get it over with! Say it! ONESIES ARE FUNSIES! It feels like a Band-Air has been ripped off.

I got a ladybird one, been doing the exact same thing.

The exact same thing, minus passing out in public.*