Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 868
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Thank dentist Step 2: Put ***** of friend in crutches for a month... or two... or a year... or 'til she dies Step 3: Sell ring on Craigslist

wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Thank dentist Step 2: Put ***** of friend in crutches for a month... or two... or a year... or 'til she dies Step 3: Sell ring on Craigslist

naddy.awho 5
MinigunFresh 5

Now you know how the world works! (hint: it's very complicated)

your bf is a cheater and your so called bestie is not really your bestie their just certain line you do not cross if your man didnt cheat on with your bestie it would have been with someone else some birthday gift and greetings you gotten