Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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TheVurcle 10

She's not your best friend anymore...and throw the ring into a fire and watch it melt, so your ex fiancé will have to spend more money on another ring

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BenWelham 3

Wish this wasn't anonymous and we could all wish this person a happy birthday. She deserves it.

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VolitairianArrow 17

keep the ring, he gave it to you so it's yours legally. what a jerk, and you need to ditch the crappy friend too. FYL

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Jayzx_ 5

That's awful. They are some horrible people, don't allow it to get you down tho

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Leumas1999 3

first, don't give the ring back, sell it, second make sure your "best friend" never talks to you again (because one time and confessing I'd bad but possibly forgivable, people make mistakes, but 3 months? no just no) and finally, thank your dentists they seem like nice people

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jedi_master24 11

Woah that sucks :( stay positive and remember your dentist is legit

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Barber_Shop101 13

I'm so sorry about your birthday :( but Happy Birthday for how awesome you are!

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