Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

hapi birthday! although its late:)

Just sell the ring and hire a guy with the money, to beat up the two bitches.

So the dentist cares more about you than you're fiancé and best friend... Wow :( happy birthday!

Damn! U should go smack both of them :||| sorry dude!

I didn't mean to hit the you deserved it!!!

Ah shut up. I had nobody call me for any of my birthdays and I don't give a shit. I'm completely fine with that. Don't try to be a celebrity!