Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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tpendy 2

I think is about time to propose to your dentist. As for the other two... probably ask your dentist, they are great listeners!

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Toes14 6

SInce he's breaking the 'contract' by cancelling the wedding plans, he forfeits the ring legally. So don't give it back. Keep it or sell it, and go have some fun instead.

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PotatoesAndCake 26

Pawn the ring, punch them both, say thanks to your dentist, eat cake and have a good birthday!

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wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Sell ring on Craigslist Step 2: Beat shit out of fiance and ***** of a friend Step 3: Thank dentist's office

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wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Thank dentist Step 2: Put ***** of friend in crutches for a month... or two... or a year... or 'til she dies Step 3: Sell ring on Craigslist

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wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Thank dentist Step 2: Put ***** of friend in crutches for a month... or two... or a year... or 'til she dies Step 3: Sell ring on Craigslist

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wannabemisanthrope 2

Step 1: Thank dentist Step 2: Put ***** of friend in crutches for a month... or two... or a year... or 'til she dies Step 3: Sell ring on Craigslist

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