Blind rage

By prickly - 11/10/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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originalusername_fml 0

my friend has a cactus. why is it so hard to believe that some people might happen to have cacti in their houses?

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jane99 0

I had a little cactus once. I got it at Walmart :)

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ChronicFAIL 0

Do burglars in Georgia always come armed with soup and loving care? You're wife has some wicked fast reflexes to just wake up and be able to defend herself so effectively. She's a keeper.

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Kronic_Kitten 0

OMG I laughed my ass off when I read this. I agree those lightning fast refexes are awesome for your wife to have just too bad that she reacted before she realized that it was her husband bringing her a care package. Good choice for a weapon though lol....sorry OP that must've hurt alot.

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Ninjaface 0

Obviously she's just pissed at being stuck with a needle every night and wants you to know how it feels for once.

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greenltrn2003 0

first FML to make me lol in a long time and this has to be the best comment stream on earth...rotfl

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aero_fml 0

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4539697 Read those comments. Hilarious.

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