By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 175
You deserved it 33 554
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diet_otaku 0

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

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jchansfan 0

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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jchansfan 0

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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redbluegreen 40

Dude, hush up. It's U[*******]2! She should've been the butter to your toast and let you spread her.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Yeah, Rach, split that open like you're slowly pulling apart a week-old grilled cheese sammich.

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Intoxicunt 5

I was thinking more like pulling the pepperonis off a pizza. /Has a U2 ad to the right now. I guess OP's girl is going to be a groupie instead.

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redbluegreen 40

Dude, no. Pepperoni's off a pizza? Your foreplay must be really awkward. I'm all about the butter man. ALL ABOUT THE BUTTER!

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jchansfan 0

o_O'... I can't keep up with you kids and you're dirty metaphores... lol :P

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redbluegreen 40

Would you like to take a test drive? Around the block...?

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DrunkenValor 0

I'd love to parralel park you, Rachel. Find a nice tight spot.

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Intoxicunt 5

I'm more of a hotdog person. Can I pop your hood? (Hood is a part of female genitalia, by the way. I learned this when my friend pierced hers.....)

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redbluegreen 40

I have more of a thing for funnel cakes...

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Jessica_Carnage 0

Haha, if you're young, that's why you didn't get any action. U2. Really? But if you're old, then your life sucks, lol.

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geekplaya 0

yeaa funnel cakes. i wanna buy you at a carnival and eat you with a fork and realized i just ate really crappy leftover hot dog buns recycled and mushed together with some dandruff on top

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brkn_hearted 0

geek and playa do NOT mix you fucknut. psycho creepy stalker much though? :D

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dhall30 8

As a certified grammar nazi I would like to inform you that you probably meant to say "your" instead of "you're". To clarify, this comment is directed at commenter number seven.

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dementxrs 12

56: shut the hell up man, u2 is awesome! mate, my boyfriend would get sex for 10 years straight if he got me u2 tickets!

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shakenbake93 0

I would give you some action if you took me to U2.

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White667 0

I love this FML: Short, Sweet and to the point. Literally every guy is thinking "Jeeze, what a prude" and all the girls are "Well with an attitude like that.."

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izsy9667 0

I went to the U2 concert in chicago, if your girlfriend doesn't appreciate that, then dum her.

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evilspongebob 0

i agree that concert was badass. beware though.... bono might hit it before you

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osnapp55 0

woot fifth. lol i am no troll. u2 sucks but just wait till u get to the consert ;•)

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kitkatt978 5

your a troll. just face it

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xx_Ashleigh_xx 0

I cant belive u is that all u care about ******* hell she probly loves the tickets but u still have to repect her

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DataWhore 0

you are an ass, I hope and pray she never gives it to you!

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jonnymohio 2

Surprise her with a ring, if still no action, then you really are screwed.

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diet_otaku 0

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

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Einstein714 0

u2 tickets are butter on her biscuit, and everyone likes buttered biscuits and gravy(you)

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