Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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TheMacDougall 0

I dunno. I think it's pretty cool that you girl let's you watch Star Trek while blowing you. Isn't that the dream of nerds worldwide? I hope you just laughed it off when you did it, rather than getting all embarrassed. That would be confirmation of you being sexually aroused by Spock.

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EG_dod 0

WHAT? How did you get blown in the first place?

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

I agree with the 2nd part of 218's comment hahaha Gives a good story for her to tell her friends

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Tim_Otay 0

You're watching Star Trek and you have a girlfriend?

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DiAGO77 0

Shes that bad at it ? Overall , you are a lucky guy .

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Omsok 0

Live long and prosper, er Loser, er lose her.?

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Rantie 0

Today i was giving my boyfriend head. Then he called me Spock.fml.

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lyn_fml 0

i wonder if it could be worse... like if u called her chewbacca lol

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