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By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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cartius 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:44

fail for playing online poker like a little girl

kruset2 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:10

nobody cares

Rape_Laser 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:19

BSR FTW!

poopsack23 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:34

suker

Aceofspade99 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:06

at least you didn't lose a chunk of your chips to a novice as your betting and she says "I don't know what to do" while she's holding pocket 8's with a board of 8 3 10 3 2 and shows it to you

Taconuggets 0

Monday 12 July 2010 22:27

Soo?

Oscuddly 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:28

wow. almost every comment I ever read is hating on people. just stfu. these things are for ENTERTAINMENT purposes.

lanbee 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:52

that's me haha

beyondfake 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:32

Haha bitch, go play real poker if you're going to bet money.

ghost073 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:54

haha, that was me!!

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