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By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

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Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:45

ur not too good then are ya

loebro 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:49

lol that was definately me... stop limpin in

hbblondie17 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:07

ahhahahaha this made my day:)

col535 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:19

so, was "Poopface" a three year old? Cause if he was above 13, his name would "penismouth". point said.

jennymartin84 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:31

Oh my god that's me! hehe, sorry. But thanks for the money:)

sexi12nv 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:36

LOL!!!

jlj945 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:46

wow....

BoyMac 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 8:08

Who gives a ****...

misskity6 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:01

I swear to god I call my dog poopface. mainly because I only find out she ate poop when she kisses me! true story. her real name is rose.

DutchCourage 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:13

Guess who the real poopface is

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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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