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By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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highsheep 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:14

Today, i lost a game of poker. FML

FMyLifeCereal 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:15

Well, good for him. Now he can afford therapy to address his fecalphilia.

orangesodaftw 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:11

poke-her-face. rubber buns and liquor.

bfffness 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:37

who gives a shit? this ain't an FML. and does the fact that his name has the word poop in it make it worse somehow?

sorcerersinger 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:58

talk about a poker face.

mysoubriquet 3

Monday 8 March 2010 20:13

I hear ya... a guy online named hamsterpoop once hit on me. I thought my life had hit a new low. I was wrong, your story trumps mine.

deathartisan 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:13

epic fail. you lost to poopface. but hey. what was your name on it op, you could make I ********. an then you have a reason to be worse. :). oh well.

michael11 0

Monday 8 March 2010 21:34

me too

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 21:55

I have a registered Boston Terrier named Poopface. I wondered what he has been grinning about. Gotta keep him off the Internet more!

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 8 March 2010 22:24

YDI for playing poker online

iskatethe218 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:33

oh god your life is so ******. you lost online poker! how will life go on?!

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