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By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

Comments

Mahyar 2

Monday 8 March 2010 22:40

POOPFACE FTW!!!!

vollyball921 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:56

tht was u?! lol jk jk

saywaturcoco 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:09

I don't get how this in an fml!!! soo if the name was lady gaga ude be happy?

Rickyretardo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:38

cool that was me haha lol!

squirrelbait 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:15

I agree with #3

SilentlyLoud 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:50

Oh the world of online gaming...

weavernate 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:30

made me laugh. it's been awhile for fml to make me laugh

The_FML_master 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:51

ydi for sucking this isn't really an fml also ydi for playing on a gambling poker site instead of a non gambling site

alexus1994 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:40

ftw how is that an FML?!!! and u deserve it... u da poopface

jimshrimp 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:51

@ #1 exactaly!!!!

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Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML

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Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

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