Alcohol, Drunk and Kids: Boozehound - FML

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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Top comments

jibz 6

Monday 26 December 2011 15:50

Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.

cduran2011 6

Monday 26 December 2011 15:52

Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.

Comments

latifaniomityra 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:14

Lmaoo. She probably did once or twice

mynameisTiffany 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:07

u gotta love ur mom

kei1108 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:26

That's verbally abusive and possibly illegal. Sctnow.org is the best!!! STOP CHILD TRAFFICKING! it's not funny to joke about when you see the real stories.

qwertyuiop100 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:49

ouch

nickanuvis 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:02

That's depressing :S

WorldsGhost 2

Monday 9 January 2012 11:39

At least sell you for two shots. One for her and one for you saying goodbye.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:13

Well... She sounds like a real charmer.

obeykaitlyn 25

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:17

yea umm... was she drunk at the moment?

PrinceOfBritain 20

Monday 9 March 2015 6:18

This would have been funnier if your mother was completely opposed to drinking

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