Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
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jibz 6

Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.

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cduran2011 6

Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.

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useyourbrainpls 0

op and half of you posters are dumb. the mom is clearly saying she wants a drink crazy bad. ie id sell my soul for a drink. u never are cured of being alcoholic. soul kid she's crying out for help

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Maybe 37 should sell their soul for a dictionary and some knowledge of grammar.

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brdude 9

Despite the "once-alcoholic", I would say she's not that over her alcoholism after a joke like that.

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Jucieeeboxx 1

She was problaby drunk when she told you.

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AshleyCole 0

Sounds like she still is, or atleast wants to still be a drinker :/

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ContentDeletedll 0

Where's it from, if she bought i from a bartender in Russia, shes smart.

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Hubol 11

That's too bad, I bet you're worth at least 2 shots of vodka.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Only a shot?! That bitch!

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roseXthorns 8

In soviet Russia, vodka would sell your mom for you.

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