Boredom and Work: Bored out of our minds - FML

Bored out of our minds

By Maxx - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so bored at work that I put a zip tie on my finger just for the excitement of trying to get it off. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:07

Wow. Sadly I've done that too.

jf7609 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:07

now that's pretty bored

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aiden2976 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 6:08

try it with your dick that'll be pretty exciting but kinda scary

Daederoth 10

Saturday 25 September 2010 12:06

Been there, done that.

Im_ironman 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:07

dude, I did that last week hahaha

karagarren 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:58

She is really negative. And probably does care if you hate her cause it gives her attention. I probably would put a zip tie on my finger too if I was bored. fidgeting is just entertaining. Snickers is really obnoxious.:p you don't have to be a grown up to realize it.

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