Boxing

By Holly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML
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Same thing different taste

Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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The laceration I can fix. The stupid, not so much.

Andrew123123 9

Examine before you take action.

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Be careful with knives they are sharp dum ass

Ouch! That's like punching yourself in the face! Sorry, OP. That's one lesson u won't forget.

yes they had an easy open thing for yrs now.

You went to the hospital for a cut that only required three stiches? I know plenty of people, myself included, who have accidently cut themselves badly and then just glued it up, works great.

Look out everybody, we got ourselves a badass.

robert76 5

As a nursing student who actually understands the concept of infection, I feel confident that I am qualified to say you're an idiot.

Or maybe I don't have the money to just go to a doctor and get it stiched.

Oh man. That sux. And sounds way too much like something I would manage to do. Hope you feel better soon.

Stupid Americans... It's pronounced pop!

KiddNYC1O 20

It's a sign to cut down on soda.

Allieheffner 5