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Boxing

By Holly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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You deserved it 32 193

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Broke boyz

By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML

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Ten out of ten performance, no notes

By Jesska - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

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You deserved it 7 238

Frostbite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

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You deserved it 41 851

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 181

This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 357

You deserved it 28 784

The struggle

By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 047

You deserved it 838

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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You deserved it 46 606

Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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You deserved it 2 180

Running on fumes

By cerealfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 179

You deserved it 4 498

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:14

The laceration I can fix. The stupid, not so much.

Andrew123123 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:05

Examine before you take action.

Comments

HappyBeach 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:53

I hope your hand heals quickly and is painless.

tne201992 12

Thursday 30 August 2012 11:13

Good Lord. Can you even breathe and walk at the same time?

jman112 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 14:20

Fag

darawbs 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 15:27

YDI for employing a knife you don't know how to use.

caleismyth 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 20:15

get your blade skills up OP and do yourself a favor and never try to defend yourself with a knife.

snafu63 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 20:27

Soda boxes have had this for several years more and even before that weren't that hard to open. What's wrong with you?

captain__jj 5

Friday 31 August 2012 0:35

To be honest, some brands' easy open tabs are even more difficult to open than just tearing open the end of the box. Although why you would need to use a sharp knife is beyond me. Use your damn hands, or a butter knife.

vetgrl 2

Friday 31 August 2012 8:29

what do you mean a box of soda? A case of carbonated beverages, or a box of baking soda? Very confused about your product and packaging.

LadyJoker21 0

Friday 31 August 2012 12:08

Well don't u feel shitty

kitsune3 20

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:36

...I'm sorry, what? A box of soda? It's CARDBOARD! THIN cardboard, at that! What kind of weakling can't just tear open a thin layer of cardboard? I'm sorry, OP, but that's just plain sad. FYL because you're just pathetic.