Broke boyz

By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
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evilplatypus 38

I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

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whitey53 5

Hey man, whatever works lol

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whitey53 5

Hey man, whatever works lol

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DeviousAngel 13

I don't think it'd work very well, however.

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Muslimgal92 0

At least you have a job OP, I would be more grateful than whining how I stir a cup of coffee !

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iam_yummylicious 12

Go to any office supply store (OfficeMax, Staples, etc.) and purchase a thousand count coffee stirrer box for 4 bucks.

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jwade11 12

Way to be creative!!!! Good thinking!!

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chellexx 0

What does this have to do with the comment you're replying to? Are you giving this random suggestion to commenter 1 or were you just trying to be "cool" and get your comment to the top?

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iam_yummylicious 12

It was actually a response to 6. But IDK how to it responded to number 1.

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starxshine 0

Just be thankful that they still have coffee.

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brent321 10

OP Is a whining stuck up bitch! At least she has a job. What a pussy

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boofgall 16

It's better than burning your finger.. :p

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evilplatypus 38

I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

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Lanceeden 12

Exactly. People in sub Saharan Arica don't even have paperclips to stir their coffee.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Or coffee to use their fingers to stir with!

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flockz 19

but now someone won't have a paperclip to organize an important assignment! OP is a greedy bastard.

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evilplatypus 38

Flockz - wait, THAT's what paper clips are for?! I've been using them to practice my shape-making skills all these years.

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flockz 19

i ram one up my ass everytime someone doesn't understand that i'm joking on FML. i probably have some sort of anal cancer by now.

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DooleyFTW 17

Not like it makes a huge difference to your life, it still stirs your coffee!

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Maxine17 8

At least you had coffee. It could be worse.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wtf?! XD Come on, do coffee stirrers (Is that how you spell that..? >.> ) really cost THAT much?? Geez

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DeviousAngel 13

Over the course of the year, it could add up to more than you think.

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The_Troller 14

They're free if you stea- err um...acquire them from McDonalds. On a serious note, why not just bring a spoon? You can reuse it every day, it's less wasteful, and it's better for the earth.

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The_Troller 14

And before anyone says anything, no I did NOT copy that spoon part. I got ninja'd.

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mymonolife 0

That ain't nothing. At my work, they stop providing coffee and raise prices on food at vending machines. Glad I found another job. Good luck with that though.

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TheWindowLicker 13

*takes paper clip* Ha! Now stir it with your finger! Bet you wish you had that clip now, don't you!? >:D

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MissRoxiie 12

At least you still have your job :) they could have fired people as well.

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mattorama 15

When my company had severe cuts to the budget, I was laid off. I would gladly stir coffee with a paper clip.

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