Health, Parenting, Accident and Kids: Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys

By optimistic2628 - 19/10/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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You deserved it 7 061

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You deserved it 651

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Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML

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You deserved it 144

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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You deserved it 3 792

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By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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You deserved it 210

By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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You deserved it 9 137

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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You deserved it 177

That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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You deserved it 4 758

By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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You deserved it 32 130

Biblical

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 20:01

Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML

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You deserved it 494

shinicat 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

Silly kids, Batman and Spiderman can't fly. I hope they're ok though

fleg 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

How about you watch your children so stuff like that doesn't happen?

Comments

Code9Pickle 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:50

It's always free to dream high but they went a bit over the limits. I hope they're okay.

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:50

FYL? Spiderman and Batman just lost some super credibility.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:52

Don't worry, those superheroes weren't meant to fly in the first place.

farhil 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:00

No... They've never been able to fly.

farhil 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:59

I do believe this comment was meant for 33. Sorry

sierra142 19

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:52

"I may never fly like Superman, climb like Spiderman, swim like aquaman, Indian Jones is no match for who I am"

bobslawnservice 16

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:56

I did something similar when I was just a little older than them and except for a cool scar I think I turned out ok. Don't feel bad OP, this is pretty common even if it is a pain in the butt. What does not outright kill the little buggers makes them harder or hopefully a little smarter.

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:08

And they laugh at the obese children who sit on the couch and play video games! The "active" kids with die young of violent deaths, while the fatties will have quick heart attacks in their 30s.

adamls96 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:13

I can't think of anyone who you didn't make fun of in this statement.

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:02

And that's what makes him great, 43

adamls96 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:39

Agreed 77, feelings are overrated anyway... Sort of like Perdix

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:20

Where are these ratings?

adamls96 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:21

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My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:57

People that get their feelings hurt easily shouldn't be on this site. Who doesn't get their feelings hurt on here? Seriously

adamls96 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:19

123 I'm having trouble understanding what you are trying to say... You stated your opinion and somehow managed to contradict it in the same comment.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:52

I'll clarify my second sentence. What I meant was, there's nobody on this site that never gets a comment directed at them that is meant to hurt their feelings. My apologies for not being precise with my words.

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:15

Superman once wrote on a wall: "Batman is a wimp." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent" Batman for life bitches!!! :D

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:17

Not Daredevil? Oh wait.... That would be you since you're blind and not watching your kids properly. DC and Marvel, mixed? I feel so off balanced. Lol