Embarrassing, Cars, Relatable, Keys, Raining and Transportation: Brain bug - FML

Brain bug

By andimanastudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

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SGal25 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:59

wow duh! brain fart??

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:00

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

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mtthewsuther2 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:37

ya...u didbdeserve that. shameful

Vaesive 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:37

Gotta love how technology can make us 'stupider'

MrleClochard 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:46

I'm amazed that you are intelligent enough to write.

jennayyydoll 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:46

All of you are stupid. Just saying.

TJSpeed91 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:48

=O KEYS CAN OPEN THINGS TO!!!! NO WAY!!!! 1) its called a keyfob. Not a remote. 2) YDI!!!!

TheAA_fml 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:06

Someone's stupid...

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:15

maybe you should learn everything about using a car before you use it!! I hope you use your signals and don't speed or go across a double yellow line cause we don't need car accidents lol

mrtoothpick 11

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:17

Are you blonde, by chance?

nason222 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 18:27

#94 is just butt hurt because hes gay. Grow up.

xxbreakgirlxx 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 19:26

total blonde moment ! -.-

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