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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By NoOrdinaryNZer - 30/10/2016 11:09 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By Links - 20/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

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div01 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

Honest mistake.

skittle68 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:57

LOL I'm great at calc but not at math in my head. It could happen to anyone :)

Comments

liquidpaper 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:30

You're a math major. You should know better than anyone that math majors can't add.

regalarius 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:41

It's been said before, but I'll say it again: math != arithmetic. And I didn't interpret that as a knock on English majors either, but as a "Well I'm not a *math* major!" It's embarrassing, but it happens. I went to engineering school, and no one was any good at arithmetic. :-P But yeah, someone who's not a math or math-like major won't know that. In before "engineers suck, physicists ftw"

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:03

it was a little mistake

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:07

Wow you're stupid for belitling English Majors. Get over yourself.

tradit03 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:22

Least she would have said was "u got a whole lot more to learn" if u told truth. Clearly ur at the right place to learn.

gymjello101 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:28

I dont get why people dont know that math majors cant add.... It should be common knowledge.

fmylife90 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:28

Haha that can happen to anyone. Chill out

murderer_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:25

you are pretty clever though

Zephirum 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:41

Anyone who knows anything about math would know that an arithmetic mistake is no indicator of a person's mathematical abilities. And English majors suck.