Awkward, Keys and Miscellaneous: Brain worms

Brain worms

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 837

You deserved it 10 009

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 142

You deserved it 9 763

By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 431

You deserved it 2 046

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Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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You deserved it 1 764

By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 370

You deserved it 8 701

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By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 217

You deserved it 11 284

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:21

I'm a little worried you could break in that easy o.O Broken window? Door smash? Falcon punch the wall? Santa entrance? So many possibilities!

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:22

Shit gets real when your ice cream melts... Ya feel me dawg?

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:34

Keys love ice cream just as much as people do. QED.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:39

No! The ice cream was so young! It didn't deserve that pain! Nooo!!! The HORROR!!!

hockeyoceancity 13

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:24

It's okay it can still be made into a milkshake! Maybe a McDonald's chocolate milkshake, yum! Only thing good at that place! Plus fries.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:05

McDonalds's fries: only reason I go there.

flockz 19

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:55

really? i go there for the diabetes and a fatter ass.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:08

You don't immediately get fat just by eating their food. Other things contribute.

livehappy 8

Wednesday 4 July 2012 4:07

66 - Jokes. Learn how to identify one. They're pretty common on FML. I'm just saying. You know, since you won't stop making stupid comments.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 4 July 2012 19:52

I know its a joke, dude. I just wanted to mention it for people who blame mcdonalds for making them fat.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:49

I'd like to say YDI but I can't because I have done similar things. For example, one time I had left my sunroof open in my locked car because it was so hot. As I passed my car to take the trash out before heading to work I threw my backpack into my sunroof...along with my car keys. I had to climb through my sunroof to get into my car. *face palm*

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:50

Well atleast the neighbors didn't call the cops

jpqm32 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:51

Dumbass

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:05

Foreman!

The_Thinker 18

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:51

As my ol' Pops used to tell me, when life gives you melted ice-cream... make use of the goddamn freezer it also gave you. He said the same thing for when murdering Pee-wee Herman.

fireblaze03 2

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:54

Okay I realize that had to break in and that was bad and everything, but how about just putting the ice cream back in the freezer? I dont know if it's just me but that sounds like a pretty simple solution