BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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daringtoride 27

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

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Taz23_fml 6

Wow so he's the father and brother in law at the danger time that's tricky one to pull off and completely messed up

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brando1983 9

I think you wrote that wrong. Don't you mean your "ex" husband?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You are surrounded by treacherous individuals.

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digitaljunky 5

105- your a 31 year old man named "Luna dragon"... And your trying to school someone on being pubescent? I think it is time to throw out your lord of the rings wizard staff, move out of your parents basement and girlfriend lol

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charmanderCHAR 5

And your name is digitaljunky, which sounds pretty ******' nerdy to me. Yeah, my username is charmanderCHAR, and you can judge me all you want about how I love Pokémon and all that jazz. However, you know nothing of me. For all you know, I could have this username as a distraction, so you know nothing of me. I - and I am sure the person you are making fun of - have a hobby that I love, with a job that pays BANK, to afford everything I need. Oh, wait. I do. That hobby is called making money by animating awesome things. Before you judge someone by their username, how about you stop being a ******' slag and look at your own sleazy post, which is - by the way - horribly rendered. You sound like a narcissistic moron and frankly, I doubt YOU even have a girlfriend, you prepubescent child.

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duckyboy63 7

So if you have a baby then your sister(I assume half) would be half siblings with it and that would make you like quarter siblings with ur baby XD

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BobbieH 19

If OP wanted serious responses and couldn't handle the joke, then she would not have posted on FML. This is not an emotional support group, it's a site deigned to laugh at others. It's levity, which is very healthy in times of crisis.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Holy shit

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akichan15 5

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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