Kids and Cheating: BREAKING NEWS - FML

BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 471

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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You deserved it 540

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 83

Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

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nightwishs 13

Friday 11 May 2012 1:59

I see your comments all over FML and they allllways piss me off... Do you really feel obliged to comment on EVERYTHING?

jaff23 11

Friday 11 May 2012 1:59

MIND FU**!

kirrra 11

Friday 11 May 2012 2:01

112 was that question for me?

nightwishs 13

Friday 11 May 2012 2:02

This is horrible sorry to hear OP

maosquare 18

Friday 11 May 2012 2:04

Sorry 112, do you really feel obliged to be mean to people? I mean, if you do, so be it. We don't judge when someone acts out of their obligations.

urMaster 0

Friday 11 May 2012 2:04

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! That's ****** up!!!

thisispointless 2

Friday 11 May 2012 2:06

double whammy

kirrra 11

Friday 11 May 2012 2:12

it doesn't really matter if that was meant for me or someone else, this is an open thread,no one needs anyone's permission to comment,if someone's comment annoys you just thumb it down and move on.

ashra_Raivyn 2

Friday 11 May 2012 2:13

What the what! So ****** up in so many ways sorry :/

arcanesentry 14

Friday 11 May 2012 2:13

Maybe the husband was a sperm donor.

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