Kids and Cheating: BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 367

You deserved it 3 471

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 347

You deserved it 285

Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 755

You deserved it 212

By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 273

You deserved it 4 041

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 721

You deserved it 3 277

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 146

You deserved it 3 729

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 272

You deserved it 540

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 770

You deserved it 4 410

Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 380

You deserved it 83

Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 778

You deserved it 643

sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

Comments

husky22 0

Friday 11 May 2012 2:58

i am soooo sorry

andrewsgirl2010 7

Friday 11 May 2012 3:04

Ouch :/

keyyoutee 2

Friday 11 May 2012 3:05

Divorce! Take him for all he's worth! FYL op!

tehdarkness 21

Friday 11 May 2012 3:05

Your mom must still be hot! Good for her... But sorry that's messed up...

basil55_fml 0

Friday 11 May 2012 3:08

your sister is also your step-daughter

isminei 6

Friday 11 May 2012 3:10

WINCEST

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Friday 11 May 2012 3:13

Divorce:

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 11 May 2012 3:18

128-You're a stupid, ignorant **** who has no business telling people that they are annoying. No one gives a **** about your gripes. Learn about other religions aside from your own and get your head out of your ass. That is all.

aimeesea75 16

Friday 11 May 2012 3:20

Oh god I hear banjo music..

ZDR 11

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:02

..hey!

groupleader 7

Friday 11 May 2012 3:22

That motherfu@#&r!

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Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML

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Today, the woman I love, who rejected me countless times, got a boyfriend. Bitter about it, I post on my Instagram Story: “I could have been your love bug, but apparently you’re into roaches.” She posted a story of them kissing, saying, “I love my roach so much!” FML

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Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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You deserved it 2 424

Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML

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You deserved it 364

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

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You deserved it 4 315

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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You deserved it 8 030

Today, my ex asked me if he could live with me so he wouldn't be homeless. He also asked if he could introduce me to his new girlfriend so they wouldn't have "trust issues." This coming from the same guy living with grandma and mom, who has no job, no car, and basically dumped me for her. Like, sure buddy I'll get right on making her feel comfortable. FML

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You deserved it 136

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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