Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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madeingeorgia 0

At least he was using protection! once a cheater, always a cheater! don't go back to that!

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CharismaticCutie 0

I definitely hope the condoms break and he totally ejaculates in someone!!! he deserves it! totally have to pay child support too

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dt520 4

so he was too cheap to buy them when he banged you but somehow you are surprised when he wont get them to bang elsewhere?

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IHeartJimi02 0

I don't think she is surprised that he can't afford to buy them to bang someone else. I think she is surprised that he cheated on her.

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skyeyez9 24

soak all his underwear in "Liquid Heet" and let them dry. It will make his junk feel like it was doused in battery acid and will burn for HOURS. You can find it in the health section of walmart, walgreens, cvs. it is a muscle pain reliever or something like that, a Liquid that comes in a brown glass bottle. Toss bottle to hide evidence and dont admit to it.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Holy shit. You're brilliant.

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chelsadee 0

This is the best thing I have ever heard!!(:

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lionheart822 13

so you're upset because your boyfriend was practicing safe sex?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

He was cheating on her. Who the hell wouldn't be upset?

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thatsmeh 0

and ur still with him? don't be a retard

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RainbowHeadache 2

Just cut them open and put notes in them. "I'm not amused." or something like that. Hopefully he can read.

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Consequences 0

I'm going to go with "poke holes in them." of course that'd mean staying with a filthy cheater for a month more. you can bang other men during it though.

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