Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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Jrefinne 7

OP, I applaud your storytelling. I was thinking your situation wasn't so bad... right until the end! It hit me like POW! But in any case, fyl.

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BuhxritNAYY 5

for his birthday, buy him some. but embarrass him by blowing them up with helium and give them to him anyway. then say "happy birthday, you had a small one anyways."

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LaDiva_fml 0

and u call him your boyfriend...stupid

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dlangel 2

could have been worse if he hadn't stolen the condoms but he does sound like a complete jerk

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Prettythick55 0

DAMN SKITTLESBABY!! I was gone say the same thing. I would poke holes in all the condoms I have left. Stupid fucka!!

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FreakingFYou 13

pimplayer, it's given. not gave.

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danielxp 0

that guy is a real douche. good riddance.

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