Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
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Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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HelloFlower 0

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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Orange01028 0

(its late but) HAPPY BELATED *hands you a stick*

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thatwhitekid09 0

beat the shit out of him with it!!!!

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ming88 0

fyl but its the thought that counts.. (:

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slayertack 19

lol your parents are cool. i dont get anything for my birthday

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brianjman14 22

guys, stop saying he's spoiled and stuff. he got a stick for his birthday. A STICK. I'd rather get nothing than a stick. I'm sure most of u agree. op I found a use for the stick. beat ur parents with it.

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chicknugget5 4

I would ask for a stick that has a tiger carved at the top

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rasellersjr 0

There are starving children in Africa that would be very thankful to have a stick to chew on you ungrateful dicksneeze! :-P

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heyyyyyyyyyyyy 0

I know! you're parents are dicks dude! like they should have gotten you a brand new car considering they only pater the utilities and mortgage. and not to mention put food on the table an keep you warm in the winters and cool in the summers. parents sometimes

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