Sex, Disappointment and Love: Brutally honest

Brutally honest

By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 367

You deserved it 11 009

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Same thing different taste

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

Star power

By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 169

Great plan, asshat

By deanlazore - 23/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 634

You deserved it 2 031

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 868

You deserved it 17 846

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 659

You deserved it 2 913

Tonight, on First Dates…

By singleloseragain - 15/12/2022 12:00

Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML

I agree, your life sucks 218

You deserved it 4 214

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 476

You deserved it 93

First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 451

You deserved it 10 184

By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 155

You deserved it 4 777

Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 656

You deserved it 101

KateeJo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:07

At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.

Styna_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:04

no second date for him!

Comments

indyme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:27

Umm, excuse me but I met my HUSBAND when I was 21 and he is significantly older than me. We are happily married and about to have our third child! Just because he starts off just wanting to hit it, doesn't mean he won't stay for the substance. I mean, all guys ever want, is to hit it at first. They have no other motivation!

jisaac09 25

Friday 29 January 2010 23:50

hell, she figured it out.....

corme_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:45

Someone get this lady a trophy :)

Pycnogonida 16

Monday 2 March 2015 9:38

"They have no other motivation"? Wow, that's really insulting. Men are people, dammit, and they are capable of appreciating a person for more than their ******.

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:21

Men stop all mental development around age thirteen.

goldfishsweetie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:50

lol well it looks like he will never get a girl for long

J3NNYP3NNY47 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:17

Look on the bright side. At least he is honest!

penguinfighter 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:02

well no sex for you bad boy!

tacoman007 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:25

At least he's straight forward.

emotive_159 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:03

That is one of the many reasons why you don't date guys who are significantly older than you...

anela_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:48

lol that's how my bf who's way older first thought I'm sure but little did he know he'd fall in love with me. I win :)

upshawty 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:40

dumbfuck, yeah obviously half guys you date that are significantly older have intentions of getting in your pants, you were the one dumb enough to even agree to going out with him, your mistake.