Sex, Disappointment and Love: Brutally honest

Brutally honest

By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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You deserved it 11 009

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Same thing different taste

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 989

You deserved it 3 363

Star power

By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 169

Great plan, asshat

By deanlazore - 23/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 634

You deserved it 2 031

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 868

You deserved it 17 846

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 659

You deserved it 2 913

Tonight, on First Dates…

By singleloseragain - 15/12/2022 12:00

Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML

I agree, your life sucks 218

You deserved it 4 214

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 476

You deserved it 93

First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 451

You deserved it 10 184

By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 155

You deserved it 4 777

Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 656

You deserved it 101

KateeJo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:07

At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.

Styna_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:04

no second date for him!

Comments

deepdiver999 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:59

oh shit I do think that you didn't deserve dat but really what do you expect if you go out with a guy dats like alot older than you you can't expect him to be like real innocent

daanbeer1637 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:04

rdr435 so fukin true

ziqi92 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:17

sigh...now i see why my gf considers me one in a million.

beer01 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:25

Did he even want what you wanted? a relationship. Or did he just wanna get into your pants? And that's about it. I don't believe that all older guys date younger women for sex, some actually want a descent relationship.

xriley 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:35

wrong old guys and young girls is just a fantasy... never works out... I see them as pervs it's just not right

xriley 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:33

first of OP.... find someone ur own age... all girls think they're too smart for boys and boys are immature but that's wat u get for being. a bitch... and don't blame the old guy least he told her the truth

alleexx2010 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:52

thats egzactly what happened to my friend she told this guy she really liked him and they hung out and alls he wants to do is get in her pants and what do you know she's gunna let him because she is a **** likee that .

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:58

At least he was honest?

yessirfosho 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:28

That sucks but at least he was up front and honest with you about it. He just wants something different than you can't really get mad at him for that. It's better than him leading you on pretending he cares, then ditching you to the curb after he gets laid.