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By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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You deserved it 61 760

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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You deserved it 2 068

By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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You deserved it 4 540

By frustrated - 05/08/2009 20:30 - Ireland

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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You deserved it 5 739

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 755

Well played

By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 176

You deserved it 47 021

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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You deserved it 3 625

By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 2 865

By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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You deserved it 2 077

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 480

mpkpm 19

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:52

Hah, I'd say watch your back if your brother wasn't hilarious. Good on him.

zoepie 7

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:53

Why the **** were you looking?

Comments

AlwaysWatching 27

Friday 28 February 2014 0:20

PEFRECT. I admire him now.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 28 February 2014 13:56

So you have no problem with admitting that you look up to a potentially homicidal maniac. Congratulations.

pandalover69 26

Friday 28 February 2014 17:34

Oh shut up. The story was clearly written to scare his snooping sister (the OP). And guess what, it worked. If she wasn't a snoop then there wouldn't have been a story. She deserved it.

Breegotcake 14

Friday 28 February 2014 0:22

Your brother probably knew you was going to snoop and wrote that to scare you or is a little crazy.

Breegotcake 14

Friday 28 February 2014 0:25

I still love how people think it's okay to snoop through people personal stuff but if someone did it to them all hell breaks loose. Smh.

jaybone87 8

Friday 28 February 2014 0:30

your just like the NSA

FMLworthy5000 21

Friday 28 February 2014 0:32

Plot twist! Your brother is a genius.

WD_Stevens 22

Friday 28 February 2014 0:32

Bravo to your brother. That's genius!

olpally 32

Friday 28 February 2014 0:37

Yeah, have respect for other people's privacy, especially family. He got you good. Lol. YDI moron.

HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 28 February 2014 0:38

Respect his privacy...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 February 2014 0:42

Well you're screwed I really hope he was joking

sdroze1389 31

Friday 28 February 2014 0:43

why would he kill the entire family for your intrusion?

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 28 February 2014 1:56

I think he kills the entire family because he has no way of knowing which one is currently reading the story (therefore which of the family is snooping through his stuff). It's a bit like when the teacher punishes the whole class because no one will admit to putting a tack in her chair.