Miscellaneous: Busted

Busted

By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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You deserved it 61 760

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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You deserved it 2 068

By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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You deserved it 4 540

By frustrated - 05/08/2009 20:30 - Ireland

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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You deserved it 5 739

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 755

Well played

By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 176

You deserved it 47 021

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 988

You deserved it 3 625

By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 532

You deserved it 2 865

By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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You deserved it 2 077

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 480

mpkpm 19

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:52

Hah, I'd say watch your back if your brother wasn't hilarious. Good on him.

zoepie 7

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:53

Why the **** were you looking?

Comments

ryanfarrow 2

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:59

Whoops. I hope there is a lesson to be learned here.

Vnzou22 9

Friday 28 February 2014 0:02

looks like you arent actually very sneaky.

UhItsHavoc 6

Friday 28 February 2014 0:03

I must say that is pure brilliance. I must go and do the same now. Hope you enjoyed invading an author's privacy! ;D

jmayer12 14

Friday 28 February 2014 0:03

You deserved it!

alphabetta 23

Friday 28 February 2014 0:22

There's a button for that.

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 February 2014 0:32

There's a button for that too.

Raidriar 14

Friday 28 February 2014 5:15

29, I cannot find the button that says "There's a button for that." Is there a button for this too?

pwnman 33

Friday 28 February 2014 0:05

Your brother inspired me to make something like this

rivaraven 35

Friday 28 February 2014 0:08

I hope you learned something from this.

ber4fun13 10

Friday 28 February 2014 0:14

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

UnluckyJulie 13

Friday 28 February 2014 0:17

Sounds like you do this sort of thing habitually, and are none too subtle about it, either. Mind your own business and stop snooping through your brother's shit. The only thing I'm left wondering is why he hasn't password-protected his computer.

little_one1 14

Friday 28 February 2014 2:41

The same reason I don't put a password on my stuff when I know someone is snooping in my shit. It's a hidden trap.

aire101 16

Friday 28 February 2014 3:24

It might also be an account on a shared family computer and their parents don't let them put passwords up.

GamerPerson 19

Friday 28 February 2014 13:13

Why, where's the fun in that? If it was password protected, we wouldn't have this lovely FML now, would we? :) And on that note, YDI, OP! Thanks for the laugh though! :)

Spyderbane 10

Friday 28 February 2014 0:19

your going to go missing and your brother will be helping himself to another ear of corn while thinking " I am sure in time every bit of you will be gone and your death will be a mystery... even to me"