Students, University and Work: Busted

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

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You deserved it 4 205

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

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You deserved it 785

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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You deserved it 18 220

Words which could only be your own

By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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You deserved it 2 195

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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First and last time

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 11 644

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 275

By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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You deserved it 7 777

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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You deserved it 4 933

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:18

Post a copy to him with a note letting him know he's dumped :) he'd deserve it. Unless of course you've made a mistake. That's probably worth checking.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:42

Ask him what they were doing. If he says they were "studying for a test" ask him for what class. If you don't have that class, ask him WHO exactly it was. Go up to her. If she tries to run; they did it. If she smiles when she sees you; they did it. If she acts as if you're not there; they did it. If she says "i don't know what you're talking about"; they did it. if she tells you;they didn't....or it just might be a cover story, so;they still could have done it.

Comments

Ox_Baker 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:26

I agree with #11 on the idiocy of #15. If you don't know the difference between misogyny and chauvinism, you deserve to be raped.

Komatose 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:25

How do you know she didn't put out enough? She could be amazing in bed! That wouldn't stop him from cheating. And the people bashing #15, get over it. Saying that men should only like the women that put out is ridiculous. That's like liking the waiter because he gives you food. You don't like the waiter, you like the food.

DashiDaKlown 4

Wednesday 26 May 2010 10:29

aww but you like the waiter for how much and how fast he brings you the food or well you better or im gunna shit on your plate next time you come to my resturdant

kellster 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:49

#13, I highly doubt that he would have broken his dorm's rules just to be a really nice guy to give some girl a place to crash. And if that somehow was the case, why wouldn't he have told his gf about it? Obviously he's keeping secrets, and that doesn't usually mean good things are happening!

skierguy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:59

You deserved it for going to a "catholic university". At any reasonable institution, you never would have found out :p.

Heatstreak 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:18

lol yea thats true

ummmyeahhh 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:47

#33, I go to a secular public university, and in our dorms we still can't have members of the opposite sex that aren't family after ten on weekdays, midnight on weekends... we're allowed 3 overnight guests each month, which can be of the opposite sex, but if we don't register them in advance, we get our guest privilege revoked plus a nasty fine.

redsoxchick08 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:51

I work in student affairs. you should have had a hearing about that before anything happens to you. Do you register guests because that's the first thing in your favor...he wasn't signed in.

underscore_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:19

Holy shit people, just because your significant other isn't "putting out" in a relationship is absolutely no excuse to cheat on him/her. If anything, you should talk about why you aren't having sex, and if you don't agree, rethink the relationship. Just because girls often get dumped for not putting out doesn't make it okay.