Students, University and Work: Busted

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

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By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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First and last time

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

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By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:18

Post a copy to him with a note letting him know he's dumped :) he'd deserve it. Unless of course you've made a mistake. That's probably worth checking.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:42

Ask him what they were doing. If he says they were "studying for a test" ask him for what class. If you don't have that class, ask him WHO exactly it was. Go up to her. If she tries to run; they did it. If she smiles when she sees you; they did it. If she acts as if you're not there; they did it. If she says "i don't know what you're talking about"; they did it. if she tells you;they didn't....or it just might be a cover story, so;they still could have done it.

Comments

destron 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:03

Sounds like he cheated on you. That sucks, but you were snooping. Puleeez, you "happened to randomly see his report?" Unlikely.

destron 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:05

BTW, not wanting to stay with a girl because she won't sleep with you is not misogyny. Some people feel that you should find out if you are sexually compatible with someone before you move on to a more serious relationship such as marriage. Even if you disagree, you should respect other people's choices. They should also respect your choice to wait until marriage. The guy should have broken up first, though.

kayykatastrophii 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:19

I'd say he did cheat. Now, some people say that you're jumping to conclusions, however, if he did something good, he would have told you. If he was hanging out with a girl, helping study, anything, he would have told you. Oiy, I'm sick of the annoying religion bashers. Leave her alone. She doesn't tell you what to believe or where to go to college, so uphold the same respect for her.

theoldGP 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:38

HOLY ******* SHIT look at #5's comment wow crap like these makes guys think girls are paranoid all the time. JESUS.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:48

does he have a popular name?

tay124 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:45

#4.. its not an "invasion of privacy" if its school rules, and that's a rule at most Christian schools. its not that she cant be in the dorm, its that they cant sleep over. y else would the guy have a girl sleep over unless he hooking up w/ her?

darkmis1 17

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

22: I'm catholic and I'm not a dumbass with no logic-I happen to be on the honour role at my school. I don't go to church every Sunday and I'm not gonna go to a catholc skool, but not all Catholics are dumbasses with no logic-just bcuz u don't practice a religion dznt mean u have to put it down. OP: that sux-dump his ass.

BadAcidTrip420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:46

If you feel your partner isnt pleasing you enough sexually talk to them about. Dont go off and **** someone else. Have some respect. Cheaters are just inconsiderate pieces of shit. And that goes for men and women. If you feel like you are not being fullfilled sexually by your partner or just dont have feelings for them anymore then talk it out or just break up with them instead of decieving them and ******* them over like that. Thats just wrong. If you cheat then you obviously dont give a **** about your partners feelings.

BadAcidTrip420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:51

And being drunk is no excuse either. If you really love someone it shouldnt matter if you are drunk, you dont cheat. That just shows that you really dont love them.