Students, University and Work: Busted

Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 395

You deserved it 4 203

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 13:47

Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 985

You deserved it 783

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 913

You deserved it 18 217

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By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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You deserved it 2 190

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 4 215

By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 448

You deserved it 11 636

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 356

You deserved it 7 770

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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You deserved it 4 933

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 094

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:18

Post a copy to him with a note letting him know he's dumped :) he'd deserve it. Unless of course you've made a mistake. That's probably worth checking.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:42

Ask him what they were doing. If he says they were "studying for a test" ask him for what class. If you don't have that class, ask him WHO exactly it was. Go up to her. If she tries to run; they did it. If she smiles when she sees you; they did it. If she acts as if you're not there; they did it. If she says "i don't know what you're talking about"; they did it. if she tells you;they didn't....or it just might be a cover story, so;they still could have done it.

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Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:28

WAIT: well maybe this girl was stranded and needed a place to go and your bf is really an amazing nice guy and he gave her a place to stay for the night Oh yeah, right, okay..."Stranded Girl Gets Taken In By Amazing Boyfriend With Girlfriend Conveniently Out of Town." News at eleven...what a frickin saint.

trucanadian 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:31

catholic university? That doesn't make sense. Catholics are complete dumbasses and know nothing about logic

Good_old_Grim 8

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:42

sisterjack and sagejock, Have you considered that he might have strong feelings towards the poster DESPITE her not putting out enough? That might explain why he hasn't dumped her ass yet. But a man has his needs... so his girl is away, he's probably drunk and runs into some loose broad... then hides it because he still prefers the girl who does NOT put out enough. I am not trying to excuse him, I'm just speculating on possible reasons. Leastways this is the only remotely credible scenario in which I myself might end up cheating, so it seems the most logical for me.

giganoodle 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:43

I agree with #20, I'm all for dumping him, but at least get the facts straight first. Are you sure the dates correct, both on your part and the office's? Is the date of the citation actually the date of incidence?

ionelementz112 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:44

Just have your boyfriend take a quick trip to the confessional, everything will be okay afterwards.

lifepwns 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:52

Confucious say: "She who does not put out, will soon be replaced by someone who will."

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:05

i agree with #27. that sucks though. i would ask him. as people have been saying, it really could be anything but you never know. if your gut tells you he is lying he more then likely is.

resawins 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:05

ouch. what a dick! sorry you had to find out that way. i hope you dumped his sorry ass!! good luck.

sisterjack 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:06

#23: I'm not disagreeing with you. Men have needs, so do women. I don't think there is anything wrong with someone dumping their significant other because of the absence of sex. If you actually read my post, you'd see my annoyance was more with the fact that someone decided that the word 'misogyny' was constrained to 'hatred of women'.