Busted

By germx - 18/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
I agree, your life sucks 81 401
You deserved it 4 205

Same thing different taste

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Post a copy to him with a note letting him know he's dumped :) he'd deserve it. Unless of course you've made a mistake. That's probably worth checking.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Ask him what they were doing. If he says they were "studying for a test" ask him for what class. If you don't have that class, ask him WHO exactly it was. Go up to her. If she tries to run; they did it. If she smiles when she sees you; they did it. If she acts as if you're not there; they did it. If she says "i don't know what you're talking about"; they did it. if she tells you;they didn't....or it just might be a cover story, so;they still could have done it.

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Don't automatically assume the worst. I'm a guy, and I have no qualms about sleeping over at a female friend's. However, it's totally platonic. Granted, I might not be in a relationship, but I'm not going to suddenly want to cheat with my friend if I did have a girlfriend. Think first.

AlexJakubsen1 0

what kind of a gay ass school is that where you can get written up just for having somebody over. talk about a lack of faith in humanity. you need to drop that shit ass religion, piss on the ground and leave that university. you deserve everything you get as long as you beleive in a shitload of fairytales. **** you, and everybody like you

to #15 This is #11. Your logic is the most outlandish I have encountered in a while. Because I don't consider you to have correctly used the term misogyny, I must also be pro-rape? If we're going to use such logic... Then I am going to go ahead and say that because you are pro-woman's rights that you must also be in favor of the brutal murdering of any man who is a misogynist. Every man (AND WOMAN) has the right to leave a relationship for any reason. I do not condone cheating. However, every single day men break up with women who leave them unsatisfied sexually. And guess what! Women do it every day as well!!! I'd also like to point out that your claim that men have all the power is absurd. Women have the power. Men are biologically wired with an inherent desire to plant their seed. Women are biologically wired to pick only the best of the best; the mate most fit for them. Women have the power and exert it on men day in and day out. P.S. You're stupid, and a man-hating feminist.

clitler 0

I'm going to simplify this as much as possible for all of you dumb ***** out there: If she didn't want to lose her boyfriend she should have sucked a better dick. Done.

@#7 because her boyfriend is who she is dating and its his lack of self control that anything probably happened not the other girl unless she somehow raped him which I don't think would lead to him getting a paper about his cohabitation

sux_2_b_me 0

all right, this is what you need to do. Get in close with the people living around him (i'm assuming he lives in a dorm). If there's a dude, pretend that you're attracted to him and have him get the scoop on what really happened between your boyfriend and that chick. The guy will think that by ratting on your boyfriend, he'll get with you. Once you find out the truth, bail on the dude. Trust me, my ex pulled the same shit on me when I was living in a dorm and my neighbor ratted my ass out. I don't trust my dormmates anymore ;(

that's sucks... but it's kind of an awesome way to find out. it's so sneaky and james bond like. dumb him and transfer to a regular school

ihaveafence 0

#2 is probably the ***** who lures boyfriends into ******* her and is trying to convince all the girls otherwise. I know a girl like that.