Work and Awkward: Busy?

Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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Knockyoudown 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:34

LMAO, that gives such a funny visual

boilerup 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:39

Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!

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janaaa 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:43

hahahahah. :)

itsgen 16

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:44

hahah funny xD

loto_fml 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:46

OP is probably a female.... But I can't help picturing a high executive in a suit and tie doing this :|

dinosaursmoo 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:50

Really? I actually pictured a male doing this..

Jehanne_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:47

Sounds like a good time.

Swagga_man_386 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:52

YDI for not being productive in this economy

Lonely_Lez 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:05

What if OP's job was answering phones and no one was calling at that moment? Don't assume things. Asses assume. Are you an ass?

songsparrow 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 4:29

No, he's not, but your mom is.

Polionixon 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:54

I was picturing a male lol it makes it that much better

shewasalmost18 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:00

were you planning on dating your nicely dressed pen?

caneut 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:09

YDI, how about doing the job your boss hires you to do

laurbear12 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:34

How about stfu

yaktazuki 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:09

Your awesome

santaCLAUZx 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:11

ahaha I love doing that. ydi though. ahahah.

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Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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Today, I’m getting a very interesting demonstration of how genetics work: I have inherited all my dad’s health issues, plus those from my mom, plus a bunch of new ones that belong exclusively to me. FML

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