Work and Awkward: Busy? - FML

Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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Top comments

Knockyoudown 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:34

LMAO, that gives such a funny visual

boilerup 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:39

Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!

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jikiboyo 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:29

the dress was strictly for business purposes. proper business attire is important.

Shithole_life1 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:29

Sad sad sad sad

dancexoxtwilight 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:59

This made me LOL. I love it. Marry me?

ohmyword08 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:30

How cute is that. You're awesome, hehe.

englishmuffin 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:33

Did you get reprimanded? This is such a cute and funny FML that it doesn't seem like an FML. Seems like MLIA material but it made me laugh, so thanks! =)

galad2003 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:35

Some of you neeed to get off your high horse - have you never had a slow day at work? Holy crap relax people!!!!

24788 6

Friday 10 July 2009 0:35

work sucks...

staceybby 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:40

I agree with #1 brilliant visual :')

ohheykiwi 2

Friday 10 July 2009 0:49

This is the cutest FML I've ever read!

tinnitus 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:53

Very cute =>

Kayla_Rainbow_88 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:55

Haha that's awesome! I was going stuff like that in class one time, and my teacher was like "what the hell are you doing?" This is adorable :)

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