Work and Awkward: Busy?

Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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Knockyoudown 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:34

LMAO, that gives such a funny visual

boilerup 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:39

Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!

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PassTheBong 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:01

Did you make it a bra and underwear too? Wouldn't want that pen's privates getting seen.

batgirl_babygirl 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:15

awesome! that's not a "fml" thing...that's just funny lol

irrelevantxx 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:24

Lmfao Fail

skittleface 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:26

Did the dress have fringe?

Shadowdra126 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:35

lmao bored much?

Mooseling 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:29

I laughed so hard when I read this.

TheLizardKing 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:34

Lol you rock

spirited_away33 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:50

OP, you're pretty amazing

ultravioletbaby 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:58

It's okay. My boss walked in on me dancing to Michael Jackson once. Could be worse for sure. Hahahaha

dorkasaur 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:08

how do u even do that?

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Busy?

Same thing different taste

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