Awkward, Cute and Love: But wait, there's more!

But wait, there's more!

By T-Pain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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chrispaul444 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:16

pretty legit reason to stop macking imo

poolshark 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:24

1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4) 2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

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magoo_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:49

id stop mackin to watch that ish too. topsy turvy is a revolutionary tomato growing machine

cinnamania 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:50

Really...lame.

Mr_Positive 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:54

Yes, buy him one..

Compwiz1993 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:59

Honestly, what the **** is up with all these crappy fmls? Who cares if he did, that thing's awesome. Stop whining, no one feels sorry for you.

RespondomaticMan 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:00

LOL

dspadres 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:01

His priorities are clearly in the right place.

chocolatenumnums 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:01

maybe it reminded him of the sex you had with him, altho cut down the 30 mins to about 30 seconds

DeadMansCrack 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:03

Stop frontin' girl.I've heard some purdy good things about those tomato planters.

lains 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:04

those things are badass.

snake_Girl85 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:05

Those things are freakin awesome. He can make out with you anytime. Did he order one?

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