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By lyss - 16/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Pottsville

Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrk?ping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By fjsinedniend - 28/10/2015 01:52 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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Forgetful

By Jane - 02/03/2024 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

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kalinka07 5

Monday 17 February 2014 6:23

How did you not notice?

Lillias_fml 19

Monday 17 February 2014 6:24

How do you actually forget a child?

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 17 February 2014 14:23

Yikes.. Glad your not a parent

JMichael 25

Monday 17 February 2014 15:10

Sometimes you're just in such a rush you don't notice things like that. Once my parents had accidentally left my sister at a restaurant and it took them 5 minutes to realize she wasn't in the car. She had sneaked off to the game room to play the pinball machine.

Yummiez 14

Monday 17 February 2014 15:33

didnt it occur to you to Check the back?

nyahz1 7

Monday 17 February 2014 16:03

You should not be allowed to be care taker at all... You left a baby? You should be in jail right now

Schiffy 18

Monday 17 February 2014 16:11

No one said it was a baby.........

jennipink13 13

Saturday 17 January 2015 21:58

If it wasn't a baby then the child would have gotten in the car or said something before she drove off

jo0owe 9

Monday 17 February 2014 16:11

you deserve that one in so many ways

skyeyez9 24

Monday 17 February 2014 16:23

You are not fit to be a godparent. You are lucky someone didn't snatch the baby as she lay crying in her carseat all alone. You would probably be one of those that kills their child cause your forget she/he was in your car on a hot summer day.

DenBriZel 31

Monday 17 February 2014 16:24

Don't ever have kids.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 February 2014 16:26

Did you not think to check to see why she was being so quiet? A quick glance in the rearview mirror? A quick look at a stoplight? I don't even drive nor am I a parent of any sort, but I know this shit.

Donavon4321 5

Monday 17 February 2014 17:01

You know how many kids die because of that.. you could of run the child over when you were backing out... you should not be a god parent or even a parent at all. hope this was a made up story