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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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By effinit - 30/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:06

Things got heavy or you are heavy?

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:14

YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.

Comments

Jimmmmmy 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:11

YDI for being a slatty Slutty fatass btw... :P

123smilesem 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:12

Well.. don't be a ****.. problem solved .

firecapez 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:15

i didn't realise that is what you meant by "things got heavy".

ttyl99 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:34

lol

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:25

haha fatty mcgee

oldenuff2party 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:43

he must have been pretty strong

Twincest 11

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:26

Dear FML; I threw a party today and some fucktards I invited believed it was okay for them to fornicate on the washroom's sink. Even a diseased baboon knows a sink can't take even a child's weight; so of course it broke and flooded the place. Those pieces of shit thought it was funny enough to post about it online and of course their crack-addled brains didn't for a second imagine they could offer to pay for the damages. FML

vbmg152 18

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:34

Okay! I'm usually nice but I have to say it... Only hoe's and hookers make out in bathrooms!!! That is so nasty!!!

maybaybe 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:45

YDI if you're really fat. You should've known your ass is way too big for the sink. If you're slim then your life sucks ... and so does the apartment owners.