Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
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amelinat 0

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

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curious_missy 1

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

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Tardfuck_0 0

Hahahaha when I read this one I lol'd l agree with #15 hahaha. Though don't worry a lot of my guy friends go for the crazies too. >.> and I've dated a few.. Wait a minute. -.-

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smdrager 0

Call the po-lice. She should have to pay for the damages and maybe have some criminal charges. That'll teach the bitch.

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Inkspell 2

lmao, #4, that's so cute. 'get the puppers back' lmao #6, so true. and #24. LOL. seriously, call the cops or something, i would be pissed if someone did that to me, wtf.

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ifeedhobos 0

DA BITCH STOLED UR DOG???????????????????????/ oh well, now you don't need to clean up either of their *****. and maybe you'll see a new video on your favorite *********** site soon, ;]

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nobody81 4

I'd get my dog back one way or another. No one messes with my dogs! lol@28

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Yeah, that is ****** up and you should call the police. But that said, I can't help but wonder what you did to her to make even her crazy mind think this was justified.

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